Over 99713

Wing Demotivational Poster


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS - MD 20/20 gets you tread marks ...

TAGS: redbull wings maddog tread marks
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hannor32 - August 11, 2012, 10:14 am
U just made my day ;)


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...

SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing

TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am
pull the trigger


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.

3 Feet = 1 Yard -

TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.

RED BULL - It gives you wings !!

Fat Kids -

TAGS: swing
Rating: 2.91/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:42 am
Lol! Nice pic and good writing


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!

9 inch will please a lady -

TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


TAGS: growing old vs growing up
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:58 am
Vodka I guess... Would be the proper increase after milk, coke and beer!
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 5:52 pm
wonder what kind of fluid is in that catheter...5L
Haarakkon - May 26, 2011, 2:41 pm
Wow! How eternally true.
forseti - May 26, 2011, 9:17 am
very nice!


TAGS: man mowing his roof i think commi3
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

mariand - November 8, 2011, 3:06 am
yeah, this is a good one

FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L



TAGS: growing up pup
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 24, 2012, 9:52 pm

I will put it there, then. Thanks!~
rerun - February 24, 2012, 8:39 pm

this would be great on moti twist


TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,

GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...


BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.


TAGS: stages of growing old
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:45 am
Derek - June 28, 2011, 6:45 am
It wouldn't hurt your look to put on a bit of weight.
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:19 am
Well, we all love Santa Claus.
Iconoclast - June 27, 2011, 8:55 pm
I know the feeling, but you still have more black in your hair and beard than I do. Good poster anyway. 5 "Just for Men" treatments for you. :-)
rerun - June 27, 2011, 8:15 pm

A approve this message

PERMANENT PATHETIC - This is what happens when you don't see their artwork first...

TAGS: tattoo bad drawing
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Jatropheus

thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:33 am
PERMANENT PATHETIC The Motifaker who returns to insult people because his Motifakes aren't funny!
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:04 pm

I love upsetting Catholics, that is why I keep getting married to them.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:16 am
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
You have that right, and I have the right to vote with my me***horical feet.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:15 am
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:14 am
I think my 7 year old would do much better...
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 6:21 pm
HA! That is sofa king bad! Who the hell let's an eight year old give you a tattoo?
Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:46 pm
They probably had and are very proud


NOBODY GROWS UP - some of us just learn how to act in public

TAGS: growing up omg spins wtf
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Harrison

vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:49 pm
Yeah, but 78% of statistics are made up on the spot....
CloudchaserS - February 20, 2012, 11:09 am
I remember I once read somewhere that 40% of all adults have a mental age of 13

FORESHADOWING - Tells you exactly what you always knew you never wanted in a way you never wanted to hear it.

BANDWAGON - He wishes he never jumped on it.

TAGS: marian hossa hockey stanley cup red wings detroit
Rating: 2.38/5
steve2 - November 16, 2010, 1:41 pm
to the commenter above he now has a cup :)
HA HA - June 18, 2009, 2:43 pm
HA HA what a loser. This makes me happier than if my team won the cup.


TAGS: dodge charger daytona ricer wing car
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Jake

cutlassboy68 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 pm
Well yes the wing is aerodynamic but that is not why it is so big. to meet all regulations the trunk had to be able to open and the down force did more good on the quaters, so it had to me taller so the trunk could open under it. Its also cast aluminium..
troks2213 - April 11, 2011, 11:50 pm
Wow kid, you are an idiot. Read up on some NASCAR history, and look at the value of these now.
carizle - March 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
you must not know your history kid that car was a racing homologation for NASCAR. these cars dominated the field until they were BANNED for being too fast. that wing and nose were for real aerodynamics, unlike the honda you probably drive.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:49 am
hah thats funny as hell


TAGS: determination heart and soul stewing idea s your mom
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:24 pm
Crap.... i hit enter too soon... Thank you very much, sir!
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:23 pm
I totally love it, and would have voted 5l even if it was a muskrat in the pot
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:19 pm
Mmmmmmmmmm, pugs. Tasty. Best slow smoked with hickory.



TAGS: tribute airman wheels wings fins
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

M0rd3kaI - February 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L!!! seriously, the plastic crap nowadays just doesn't have the unique-ness that those old 50's 60's models had... bloody shame if you ask me
deChelca - April 20, 2011, 9:08 pm
That's a 5L for sure. What a great pic!
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:38 am
you got that right Space. 5L


TAGS: junechallenge selfsacrifice wingman
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Freezzy - June 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
All Hail The Wingmen!!

PARACHUTE RIGGERS - Best damn rate in the Navy...Get some!

RIVALRIES - Let's Go Avalanche


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are ph**o-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!



TAGS: grey scale drawing ph**oshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too


THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!

TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.


TOGETHERNESS - Bunching up like that will "DRAW FIRE!" The ROE(Rules Of Engagement)specifically States that now you HAVE to return it!!

WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles

TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by RnR

mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.

A LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY - That will spend the next 18 years leisurely transforming into a mature demon from Hell.

TAGS: children growing adult
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 6:50 pm
18 minutes is nothing. I can go for over an hour....as long as there is no one around to distract me.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
18 minutes? Wow, were they trying for triplets or something...18 minutes! I thought that was only a legend? Thanks for the comments guys!
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:27 pm
That should teach mum about her 18 minutes of fun...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:42 pm
Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L.

Master Of The Universe -

TAGS: childhood memories growing up change life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:46 am
LoL. :)
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:52 pm
I had a birthday card once with a similar pic saying if this doesn't kill us...mom will!
Greybeard - April 3, 2014, 7:36 am
Thank you. I really liked the foto. Reminds me of my childhood... :)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2014, 7:11 am

real nice. drop this over to motitwist as well. pretty sure they'd love this as well

Ray Bradbury -

TAGS: jump window wings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:42 am
The original snow angel.
Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:41 am
The original snow angel.

Bipolar -

Brain Molestation -

TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.

RED BULL - Be careful where you drink it.

TAGS: red bull gives you wings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
evrybody was kung-fu f5ghting - this kid is fast as l5ghtning - g55d stuff :)


Kiddy Swing -

TAGS: kiddy swing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Cannabal - January 14, 2015, 10:13 pm
Way too much junk in that trunk.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:48 am
'No honey, you look just fiiine,' 5 laughing lions!
demon001 - December 21, 2014, 1:56 pm
The universe & stupidity are infinite and I'm not sure about the Universe! (A. Einstein)
Iconoclast - December 20, 2014, 11:22 pm
never underestimate the potential for stupidity

THAT'S RIGHT - I swing both ways!

TAGS: dog swing bothways
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 10, 2012, 10:07 pm
He face says it all :)
Zetmonk - May 10, 2012, 8:00 am
How can this possibly not make you grin?


HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it

TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer **** ass car ugly fat big ass wing ****ty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite ***, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?

The Transition -

TAGS: limits growing old
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 5, 2013, 8:35 am
Profundity……some arrived long ago. Greeny, you profound son-of-a-bytch…….I…I…love you




TAGS: swing set collapse
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Silverheart - April 1, 2013, 1:24 am
Only question about the pic is - are they laying still from embarrassment or shock (impact to base of spine)? Either, good'n, ughmeister. 5Ls


TIIMMIE SWING - because they like to have fun

TAGS: swing timmie
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by guyfox

GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:03 pm
hey guy, how many "I"'s in timmy? 4L
angelous - October 21, 2010, 8:52 pm
holy crap, this is sick and remembers me one of mine... 5 poodles.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 8:46 pm
The problem is going from ***bs to moobs.
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 8:43 pm
I ditched my strippers with plastic ***bs habit a while ago. First, I had to admit I had a problem.
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I do too, just not RL's gf. and they arent plastic anymore!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:43 pm
Whoa! You get to touch real ***bies?
Reality Lord - October 21, 2010, 7:41 pm

my gf said i had to give you a 5L.
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 6:14 pm
Good one Guy.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 5:32 pm
poster #86587 explains what a timmy is
william - October 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
i don't get it

IMAGINATION - Do you remember those worlds you built, when you were young? Because all I can remember now are Videogame plots and Arnold Schwarzenegger qoutes.

RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.

GLOWING FINGERNAILS - Because drawing attention to yourself isn't desperate or anything

TAGS: glowing fingernails attention drawing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 8:59 pm
Somebody was into nails stuff!!!! xx
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
I am still waiting for bioluminescent tattoos.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:28 pm
That explains quite a bit. Thank you.
pzykosiz - April 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
I'm in Australia, it's the 14th already
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Premature a**ignmet motifakulation!

No. 1 Reason -

TAGS: wing star wars navy lol
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Roamer

omg - August 2, 2009, 8:28 pm
its CONTRACT you f***in idiot.

GLOBAL WARMING - Who cares? As long as Lara does the weather forecast.

TAGS: lara lewington weather global warming rnr babe
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by RnR

Sexymcfinkersonjew - November 23, 2008, 4:20 pm
You mean there's a woman under all that makeup?

JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.


CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!

TAGS: cubby bedroom waiting list growing fans panda s**t
Rating: 1.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 8:37 am
As long as he likes my sloppy seconds...


TAGS: dog wing man failed attempt
Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 1:32 pm
D'oh, shut up grey! Man i love sticking to my sygnature.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 11:56 am
This correlates to my other poster, 110545


TAGS: throwing puffed rice
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 2:30 am
One time!
Sparrowgirl - June 19, 2010, 2:26 am
Burnt grilled cheese sammich x 5 ;)
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
the Phat's where it's at
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:34 pm
Too true!
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Grilled cheese & bacon seals the deal. 5L


TAGS: making the posters swinging the hammer
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:51 am
Nice! A clean and different approach to the mods! Well done air
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Me? I'm the crosswind.

SHOWING OFF - There are a chosen few...who get it just right

CLUSTER BOMB - When absolutely EVERYTHING below you must die now.

TAGS: i just like blowing **** up
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 5:49 am
Yep make sure its ABSOLUTELY dead.
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Sounds like my logic for usin 12 nukes. I wanted te be absolutely sure it died.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:47 pm
Or a least be maimed... again and again
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 11, 2010, 7:32 am
The children of my village will sing of your DEEDS!!


TAGS: obama bowing saudi king
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jake

Sean - April 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
I appreciate your point, jake. Unless your #1 is on Canadian soil, he outta re-think the bowing thing. Bye.
jake - April 8, 2009, 5:01 pm
Sean- holding hands is a sign of friendship in the Middle East. Bowing down and bending you knee is a sign of submission... This is something the President of the United States should NEVER do. He is representing ALL of us!
Sean - April 5, 2009, 5:01 pm
Yer right, he should just stroll around the White House grounds holding hands with the dude, like Bush would.
Anonymous2 - April 5, 2009, 4:05 pm
We fought a war roughly 232 years ago so that we didn't have to bow to these kind of jerks. Obama's set us back.



CHEATING - There was a time when it didn't involve complicated hacking, sex mini-games or federal hearings.

TAGS: p wing cheating
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by angus90

angus90 - April 21, 2010, 1:15 am
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
Pixelate it all you want, I know the shocker when I see it!
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
I remember feeling awesome after beating that game and getting a full inventory of these.


TAGS: right wing conservatives liberals of truth
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by ronsart

manicbranic - October 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Faith & spitituality are for losers, and risk is inherently exclusive. To crowd out people who can actually afford healthcare the government is going to have incur further fiscal losses. Would be cheaper to just build hospitals in the slums.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 1:04 pm
Silly libs, Jesus believed in charity! If you ask me to contribute, that's charity. If you FORCE me to give my money to another citizen, that's theft. Jesus wasn't big on stealing.
VinceVicious - August 30, 2009, 4:40 am
barockeva, you should know that it it won't be free and will come from our taxes. the current rates will not be enough.
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 9:27 am
And his health care wasn't run by the Romans, Pharisees or Saducees - so NO government-mandated costs or taxes were involved.
BoneCD - March 12, 2009, 7:32 pm
I think that the Bible shows that Jesus was into "Selective Health Care"...the shock and awe kind if I'm not mistaken
barockeva - March 12, 2009, 7:23 pm
Jesus supported free healthcare.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 7:06 pm
Porcelina - Please change your picture. I can't argue with you when you're staring at me like that.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
Jesus wanted to Liberate the hebrews.. liberate..liberal.. I think that's it
Marduke - March 2, 2009, 6:20 pm
I'm thinking the holy spirit was liberal just to offset the trinity. At least that is what my guardian angel told me.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah Ron...you lost me on this one too. I think of our two political parties the Right wingers are the more religious even. I'm sure most Democrats consider Jesus to be a Liberal, but us Republicans know that God is on our side.
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:28 am
In order for an eagle to fly it needs both wings

REDBULL - It does NOT give you wings!

PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.

Conformists -

TAGS: hair flip swing emo pete wentz music good charlotte g**
Rating: 2.69/5

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anonymuz anonymouse - March 30, 2009, 7:52 am
pete wentz FTL.


EMERGENCE HOLE - S**T! Throwing Frag...

DRAWING! - I suck at it!

Robin Williams will be missed -

Go Organic -

Manitoba -

Increased Womens Rights -

TAGS: saudia arabia allowing women drive
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:41 am
HA! Cars in America are such wh0re5, showing off there tail lights in public.
ughomer - July 15, 2013, 4:33 am
Funny, funny theme (ISM News Channel). 5L.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm
I KNEW that was the Ism news crew!
Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:50 pm


Losing battles -

TAGS: losing battles is he blowing out the fire or fanning the flames
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - July 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Hey, how’d you do that with my ‘O’?......wait, I think I fÖund it
Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 8:45 pm
Thanks Garyö
GaryO - July 6, 2014, 11:58 am

Playing With Fire -

TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L

exhilaration -

TAGS: exhilaration alive swing cliff
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 1:44 pm
I'm getting sweaty palms just looking at thi5.
chickenlittle - September 17, 2013, 10:42 pm
Thanks Airman! :)
Airman - September 17, 2013, 7:56 pm
well done
chickenlittle - September 17, 2013, 9:12 am
Thanks for the comment Bobb, I love this ph**o, I made it my desktop background when I found it :)
BobbEdwards - September 16, 2013, 11:33 pm
Lovely and true...5/F

Coming of Age -


TAGS: sky wings love
Rating: 4.69/5

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TAGS: wingman pimpin aint easy
Rating: 4.64/5

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CaptainBaked - January 3, 2011, 1:42 pm
HAHA! word...
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:01 am
Couldn't top this picture in any way. Perfection. 5L


TAGS: nhl chicago blackhawks detroit red wings
Rating: 4.58/5

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forseti - July 7, 2010, 10:12 am
pic 77957: this country can't be bad!! have to take a trip - just to see some hockey of course!
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'd be guessing that'd be Jeff Norton.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
Anyone know who's eating Bob's fist in this picture? I can't figure it out.
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 2:16 pm
5 penalty lions for a major. They don't make 'em like Probert anymore.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 12:56 pm
RIP Bob.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
last warning, both of you knock it off, you want to continue, take it over to Politifake
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:29 pm
It would be rather fitting for said time out. It is for Probert. And I read hard facts about medical coverage. And I visit Canada, A LOT! I love your strip clubs. The goods there, as stated, are more expensive.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
Name calling will get you banned. Grow up. You are obviously ignorant to the truth and will believe whatever propaganda that is fed to you. The stats don't lie Higher standard of living = Better place to live. Keep talking, dig a deeper hole.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:23 pm
hi guys Mod here, knock it off, or there'll be time outs given
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
I'll pay a couple extra bucks in a co-pay and be able to get it much quicker. And yes your GOODS! CLOTHES, FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT! Yes, Candadian GOODS are MORE expensive. Retard. Oh, wait, just Canadian.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
Our goods are expensive? Not prescriptions, not surgeries, not anything. Better standard of living. We see plenty of Americans crossing our borders for their drugs. If you want to bash Canada pick a different site.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:53 am
But, do I want to live there? No. That's what visits are for. Next.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:52 am
No, they aren't a myth. I live right near the border and work in medical care. Canadians everywhere. Plus your goods are expensive, which is why we see you here in our stores and malls. Canada does have amazing syrup. And the strip clubs are, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:49 am
Have you ever lived in Canada Hammer? Or are you just talking out of your a**? Look at the stats, we have a better standard of living, so does Germany.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:47 am
The long waits are a myth. We have a wonderful country. All treatments are free and prompt. Nobody ever gets kicked out of a hospital in Canada. You won't find much support for Canada bashing on this site, so if you can't say anything nice.......STFU.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:07 am
Free health care? Sure, if you want to wait a year to be seen for cancer. They come to America for health care because it takes them so long for treatment. Clean air? NNY has plenty of it. Next?
forseti - July 6, 2010, 10:39 am
Luxembourg is 20km from here. pretty rich country with high standards. I don't know much about Canada, but every I heard was great ;)
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 10:35 am
@hammer clean air and free health care not high on your list?
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 10:06 am
A great hockey Player. Though Canada is still the lamest place to live, besides Luxumbourg.


TAGS: screwing up sunday football
Rating: 4.58/5

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foobar - July 22, 2010, 11:51 am
5L (from a mormon!)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:08 pm

Kung-Fu Devil - July 21, 2010, 10:50 am
This is amsome.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Ditto Grey, this is so fukcing amsome! 5L
GreyScorpion - July 21, 2010, 10:46 am
that's some funny right there, 5L "#$%##$^!! jehovah's witnesses! why can't they show up at half time!"

PROGRESS - Civilisation started the frst time an angry person cast a word Instead of a rock

TAGS: caveman progress throwing stones house
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 11:41 pm


Chewing Gum -